Storytime: Untitled Short-fic

“Spyriiii.”

“What?”

I groaned, staring at Spyri from across the room. “You can’t just turn the members of the Burning Legion into bananas, Spyri. I don’t care what crazy ideas you got from that other murloc-obsessed gnome.”

She grinned, the smile on her face impish and somehow wholly terrifying. “Lokkers? I still haven’t figured out where the slots are…” She trailed off, before straightening and giggling. “If I add just the right amount of Dreamfoil, Tore! BANANAS.”

I shook my head in exasperation as she plopped the Dreamfoil in and another cauldron exploded. Bananas, indeed.

[Note: Spyri is Spyridoula, my Gnome Tinkerpriest, and Tore is Ashtoret, my Draenei Paladin.]

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7 Responses to “Storytime: Untitled Short-fic”

  1. Geoffrey Chisnall Says:

    i absolutely love the randomness of this!!!!BANANAS!!!!! LOL!

  2. Miko Says:

    Bananas. Safer than the tickle bombs I accidentally suggested the other day! =)

  3. divinebubbles Says:

    @Geoffery So glad you liked the randomness of this. :) @MikoOh… well.. she just wants to turn the Burning Legion INTO bananas… what better way to get rid of them than to eat them? She just won't listen to me when I tell her people may not like eating demon-tainted bananas…

  4. Shizukera Says:

    BANANAS~! :D Spyri is <3. That is all. *nod*

  5. arcainus Says:

    just don't make them randomly dance to PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

  6. divinebubbles Says:

    @ShizukeraI think I freaked out the gnomes I ran across in the Exodar on my shaman, but it was an… interesting… 7 minutes of RP. Basically the only fun RP I've done in forever.

  7. Operation: Gnomeregan « Heals in Heels Says:

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